Dear World,
If I ever am kidnapped by a crazy scientist who wants to harvest my pituitary gland, and during the last-minute rescue I go into cardiac arrest, and the bad guy you were holding a gun on has run away anyway, please attempt standard CPR.
Please do not call your father (who, despite being a research scientist and not a physician and also despite having spent the last 30 years in a mental institution seems to be completely up-to-date in the theory of modern defibrillation techniques) on your cell phone and ask him to help you use random lab equipment and 120v A/C current to construct a field defibrillator out of an oscilloscope and a pile of phone books.
Standard chest compressions and rescue breathing would be fine. Thank you.
That is all.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
To Whom It May Concern...
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2 comments:
Duly noted.
Fine for character development, but didn't really pass the reality test-- if we can apply that test to a program that features pseudo-science as a major trope.
Oh, and if I'm going to age from an infant to an old man in half-an-hour, for god's sake, give me some food! Protein mass is needed!
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